So I have officially joined the work force. I pawn my money off a local mc (M-IcK) cringles, restocking french fries, being the backup assistant janitor, and beating the ____  (insert assorted 4 letter expletive here) out of any of my coworkers who try too tell me Im fired. Stupid pranksters. I talked too my boss, and she said they just hate me, but that I can keep working there if I want too…

So Ive been considering my other options in employment. Of course factoring in the fact that I have too lie about my identity too get any sort of decent job. For this last one I told them that I was jack, and that I had a long history in dump (read, lavatory) cleanup, and that I was well prepared for the job of moving things from place too place, on top of the incredible stress associated with being a second string janitor.

Perhaps for my next job I’ll be an obsessive compulsive window cleaner.

for those of you who need clarification, and can't go back to read my previous posts... i live in a sewer. end of story.

now go back and read my other posts dagnabbit!

norbert needs a nap, and some of those crabeapples.

Lix is now officially mental, but who cares, his beautiful eyes more than make up for his constant gnawing on my leg.

Ive been working on straining a few more books for my enjoyment. I currently have the first 2 chapters of the fellowship of the cookies, and also, parts of the idiots guide to fish language. I have been reading both of these books very intensely and have found them to be very interesting, albiet a tad scattered in their subject matter, (hows the land of murder for a fellowship of cookies!?).

On another note, to explain my absense, the sewers have been flooding the past few months, making access to the nearest outlet and phone line very difficult, so I have thus been forced to sleep underground, only hoping that my audience might understand my absence, and not go on strike, and cause unnecesary wars on my behalf, oh, the love, *sniffle* thank you all...

Never eat too much Haemovex (haemofiltration solution) one day it may catch up to you, and your unsuspecting neighbor, so to speak.

Also, my cat is undergoing drug rehab, at happy hearts animal clinic, he has gone into epileptic shock 5 times, and has more than once endangered my gum collection. I think his epilepsy may have something to do with his being stoned so often, but Im not sure.

that picture was taken when his eyes were quite dialated. they are back to normal now (as i have stated before). you know, i had a thought about the current events that are going on in the world. i mean, i can only catch some news, because i have to strain the newspaper from the river, and then wait for it to dry. then there's always the legibility issue... anyway, i have pieced together that there are some bad things happening in other places. something about a Ladel character and an Insaine guy. the news has currently switched from the  untensil to the lunatic. my question is, why don't we just arrest them? that would make things so much easier. maybe these two are in kahoots with each other. or maybe they are the same guy - with two identities. i mean, the concept of a flaming mad spoon isn't that hard to grasp, now is it?

well, i need to go put my feet up cuz some idiot was throwing beer bottles at me telling me to dance, and now they are all bruised and cut. maybe HE was the lunatic utensil everyone is looking for! well, they should at least arrest him. my porch awaits me.